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Jägermeister on a Monday morning!

#1 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:46 AM

Drunken Tomsta is back motherfcukers!!

I know you missed me!!

#2 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:47 AM

I stopped smoking 12 weeks ago. THREE lunar months I havent had a f*g!
Today I fancy one, I go to the shop to buy some...
The woman in the local shop is someone I know from the stop smoking centre.
She tries to telll me she won't serve me, but lgally is compelled too.

I love a smoke me!!

#3 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:48 AM

Thought you might enjoy this...

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#4 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:48 AM

I don't know how many of you watch Pro Wrestling.

Not many i'd assume... but I watched TNA Bound for Glory tonight.

I leave you with this poem.

I'ts for the ages...

When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

#5 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:49 AM

#6 Tomsta

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:50 AM

Drunken Tomsta, on Jägermeister on a Monday morning!!

I bid you guten Morgen

#7 Benji Dude

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 08:02 PM

Rapist.

Serial Killer.

Take a gander at my work at www.cginc.co.uk
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#8 Jack

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 12:31 PM

Tomsta! Your drunken ramblings have saved Ninty once again. A thousand thank yous, kind sir! I shall drink a Jägerbomb in your honour. Yummy.

#9 Patrick

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 04:57 PM

Deary me what have I missed?!

We have a club in Bristol known only as 'lounge' (its really name is Lizard Lounge), where the owner goes by the name of John Lounge.
It's our special Jägerbomb drinking hole - I'll be having one next time I'm there!